Just to clear the air, I am not a Cosmopolitan Magazine subscriber. Mainly because I have a penis, but also because I have an internet connection. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great that people are still supporting the paper industry. In all honesty, if I could actually find some decent content worth subscribing to, I totally would. However, I haven’t seen quality content since the days of Zoobooks.
Getting back to terrible content, the trash that Cosmo publishes for it’s readers is genuinely cringeworthy. Granted, if Cosmo was supposed to be satire, then I would consider the writers to be comedic geniuses. Seeing as that is not the case, Cosmo is nothing more than a band of self-proclaimed gurus who specialize in terrible dating advice and celebrity gossip. Being that Cosmopolitan is one of the best selling women’s magazines of all time, here are 10 examples of why females should not take dating advice from Cosmo. Shout out to ShitCosmoSays.
10.) Distinguishing personality based off of the shape of our face?
09.)Even for suggesting a man in Clogs.
08.) Master texter you say?
07.) What about the crumbs?
06.)Enough with the food.
04.)More terrible flirting advice.