Yes sir! It’s valentines day and today is the easiest day of the year to hook up on. If you cannot hook up on Valentine’s day, then I do not know whats wrong with you!
The reason why is because”girls” without a valentine are USUALLY and NOT ALWAYS bitter and mad at the world. These “angry birds” are especially “in the closet” bitter to those with other females and past hookups with valentines. If you don’t believe me, look at your facebook news feed ! There are probably tons of women on it that are saying ” fuck valentinesday”or ” Singles awareness day” or some kind of bullshit because they have no guys calling them up or giving them gifts. Do you see guys doing this? NO! In all actuality the “angry birds” want a valentine so bad that if the chance arises for them to get one, all hell breaks loose. This is not all girls though. Many girls have the dignity to strap their boots and stick to their morals. These are the dignified women that get valentines! However ,in most the darkness still lingers and having a valentine on Valentine’s day is the#TREND.To
all the girls out there, if there are guys calling you and trying to hook up with you everyday but isn’t calling you on Valentine’s day, that is because they have a valentine or because the dog probably planning on hooking up with someone else that night and you aren’t the “main squeeze”. The funny thing is, they will probably call you tomorrow after the festivities are done and over with. All this is sad but true! Valentine’s day is the time of year when people’s true colors show. You find out who is really dating who and who really cares. You find out who is lying and who is sincere. You find out who will date and who will not. Those are the truths of the situation and it will probably stay that way until the end of time. The dogs come out at night and they also come out on Valentine’s day!Now, back to the topic of discussion. S Follow these tips and your chances are more than likely to go up! Here they are :
1) Subtly ask if she has a valentine. If she doesnt, dont ask her to be. That’s corny and she probably doesn’t have one for a reason! Don’t pry into her business and just invite her out for the night. She will more than likely say yes if you arent ugly or a douche. Chicks want attention…from everyone, men or women. So you taking her out to a restaurant or a bar where other dates are going on will only make her feel better about her self and better about you.
2) Give her a gift! You get ten points for flowers bros and 100 for nice jewelry. Girls love flowers and jewelry. If you knwo why please comment below. Are women genetically predisposed to loving flowers or does society make them like flowers? I dont know, but it helps in the hookup race.
3) If she is your valentine, shout her out on Facebook and/or tag her. This will it shows you care and make her blush like
Kim Kardashian’s makeup! It also makes other girls jealous. This might work for or against you but only you know your situation. The jealous women might be interested later on , especially if they didn’t have a valentine. Who knows, they might try to win you over some way. Now you are working for the present and the future lol! However, the girl that you shout out on your status, will love it. Don’t over do it though, you might end up looking like a creep or a fool.
4) Take her out to dinner. Not Pita Pit or Mr. Stirfry but a nice spot. Sushi is nice or maybe an inexpensive spot like apple bees. Taking her to dinner and then out to the bars is a pretty good idea. Who wouldn’t want to eat then get drunk then return back to the crib for some hooking up action?
5) Bring the WEED! Yes, this is the secret weapon to the end of the night. Being nice, generous, and taking her out will open the doors to the palace, but bringing the WEED will open the doors to the bed room. Remember this! However, do not bring some trash ass weed. Strait head-ies and chronic or you will give her head aches and chronic coughs! Don’t mess up the night with bad marijuana.
1) Take down those bitter and hateful statuses. They make you look bitter and angry. The decent girls and the one’s worth taking out so do not put up these foolish statuses. These statuses are a cry for help. Say something like “Happy Valentine’s day! Single and happy :) ” or something along these lines. Stay positive and the guys will come!
2) Ask the guy to be your valentine! Why not!?! We aren’t in the medieval times anymore! You can ask a man without a valentine and he will probably say “YES” or “WHOOPIE!!!!” . Be assertive and progress will come!
3) Open up and let your guard down. Guys dont have time to waste on this holiday of love. If you look like trouble, they will stay away!
4) Make it known that you are available to go on a date. Maybe by twitter or facebook. But do it subtly to grab the attention of the smart and good guys. DO NOT SAY ” Don’t have a valentine and im looking for a date. NO NO NO! You will look desperate and only the DOGs will come to your rescue.
5) Go out with your girlfriends and explore the wild. Have fun! Maybe you will run into a group of guys that are nice. Anything is possible!
These are some tips and are not meant to be negative or sexist in ANY WAY. If you leave a negative comment , you are probably an “angry bird” or do not have a valentine.You can disagree but dont be negative. Trust me these tips work ! Just be positive and open to trying them. If you want to find a bar special or party to take your special friend tongiht, go to FiestaFrog.com . This website is really great at finding you parties/bars/clubs in your zip code or school.
Do you have any tips of getting a valentine or hooking up? Leave them in the comments please.