After Hours: How to Score Free Booze Part 2
This is where you get the free booze. It works well. Here are steps 1-4.
STEP 5.) START CHUGGING:
Crack that sucker open and start chugging while you slowly walk to the counter. If you walk slow enough and drink fast enough, by the time you get to the counter ,the drink should be just about empty.
STEP 6.) THE CONFRONTATION:
When you arrive at the counter, the cashier will be dumb founded by the fact that you had the audacity to drink before paying. Regardless, pull out your wallet to give off the impression that you planned on paying for the product. However, given the strict laws forbidding the sale of alcohol after the legal time frame, the cashier will not be able to charge you for your drink that you pretty much already consumed.
STEP 7.) APOLOGIZE:
Don’t be an asshole once you get denied the sale because it’s not like you planned on paying for it anyways. Simply apologize to the cashier and say that you had no idea that they weren’t allowed to sell alcohol after ___ AM. As long as you seem sincere, the cashier will chalk this one up as just some really drunk person who’s not familiar with state/county laws. If anything, the cashier now has a funny story that they can share with their co-workers, and they’ll send you on your way.
STEP 8.) REPEAT:
If you’re still feeling frisky, feel free to hit up the next closest gas station. It may be late, but your night has just begun.