10 Beers You Should Drop After College | Cheap College Beers
Without a doubt, cheap beer is the staple of every college party. Being that the keyword of my previous statement was “college”, and unlike all of the beverages mentioned on this list, the timeline for being able to consume cheap beer has a shelf life. Hey, I’m not knocking drinking on a budget. However, there comes to a point in time where drinking cheap beer is no longer socially acceptable. With that being said, we’ve compiled a list of cheap college beers that should no longer be consumed after graduation.
10 Beers You Should Drop After College
Technically, malt liquor does not meet the standard requirements to be categorized as a beer. Although, being that malt liquor is one of the cheapest alternatives to get drunk off of, 40′s can quickly become a broke college kid’s best friend. Keep in mind, just about everyone who drinks malt liquor looks as if they’re one paper bag away from living in a cardboard box.
Famous last words: “just give it a chance!”. Well, as long as I have more than $4.00 in my pocket, I will never give Genesee Beer another chance. For those of you who have never experienced a night with Genny, consider yourself lucky. But, for those of you who have, it’s safe to say that committing “geneseide” wasn’t worth the few extra bucks in your pocket.
I will never fully understand why so many people enjoy getting “Busch Whacked” . Granted, my wallet doesn’t mind when I drink Busch, but I know for a fact that my liver does.
Word on the street, “Beast Ice” replaced PBR as being the new hipster beer. However, one trend that you will soon notice is that every beer with the name Milwaukee stamped on the can, is destined to end up on this list… So much for being original.
If you split a dirty thirty with one of your friends, I guarantee that the two if you you will be set for the night. Be careful though because just like the Wu-Tang clan, Natty Ice “ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit”.
With Natty Light only containing 95 calories a can, it might just be the “healthiest” beer on this list. However, healthy decisions are not always the best decisions. Actually, drinking Natty Light is always a bad decision.
Miller High Life claims to be the “Champagne of beers”. Personally, I think Miller was a little too bold for making such a brash statement. Granted, it’s not the worst beer ever, but it certainly isn’t the best.
Go home, Old Milwaukee… You’re drunk!
Keystone Light is without a doubt, the most popular choice of beer amongst College students. Being that most of us grew up on this swill, nostalgia is an understandable excuse as to why you’re still drinking it.
Speaking of the devil, our old friend PBR shows up fashionably late, yet again. Seeing that Pabst Blue Ribbon is a God damn American Institution, I refuse to say anything negative about their product.
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-Keith Morgan Follow @QueefMorgan