5 Guys You Might Wake Up Next to in the Morning | College Sex
Here at FiestaFrog.com we have recently gave insight on the girls you might sleep with in college. In order to satisfy our female readers, we created a list of guys you might end up waking up next to.
The Frat Boy
Waking up next to a Fraternity brother is very common, more common than most other types of guys you’ll sleep with in college. Just a heads up for you incoming freshmen next fall, don’t get your hopes up about the things he said to you last night. You were drunk and down for anything. The best part is you’re probably going to be compared to all the other chicks he has slept with, you’ll be labeled with something embarrassing you did last night (i.e. The chick who moans like a horse), everyone is going to know every detail of your night, and that sweatshirt you grabbed on the way out to keep yourself warm, yeah… it has his house letters on it and this is not an item to cherish and be proud of, it’s shameful and you have become another girl that has been objectified.
The Meat Head
The Meat Head is someone you won’t have an issue waking up to, apart from him taking up more than ¾ of the bed and his bicep suffocating you all night. The unfortunate thing is that while having sex with you, he was most likely checking out his arms more than he was paying attention to you. Lastly, thirsty when you wake up? Don’t drink anything in his room; everything is spiked with supplements and protein.
An experience with the God Damn Independent kid can head towards two paths, if you are in a sorority, he’s either going to be obsessed with you because he’s depressed with his social life and will attempt to suck every bit of happiness from you. Secondly, whether you are or not in a sorority, if you actually like this kid, he’s not going to give a shit because he’s some triple major student who doesn’t have spare time for anything else.
First of all, if you’re sleeping with a professor, you better be getting something out of it. But even if you are getting an A from this dude, you definitely need some help. Please contact your local therapist or psychiatrist to resolve your issue.
The Perfect Guy
Wait who am I kidding, you are not going to wake up next to him. Keep dreaming ladies.