Oddly, flavored condoms are straying from generic and enjoyable flavors like candies and fruits, into bizarre flavors that have you wondering “who even buys these?!”. The 10 absolute strangest condom flavors are listed below: read em and salivate, except you probably won’t.

1. Bacon- Of course there would be a bacon flavored condom! It completes the circle of a “man’s favorite things ever”, which is A receiving oral, and B somehow incorporating bacon, even if it’s solely the taste of his magic stick. Let’s just hope your lady friend isn’t a vegetarian…
2. Whisky- Now you can give “back shots” an entirely new meaning! Once again, no surprise guys would conjure up this condom, after all, whisky is a “man’s drink”. Shy of the aforementioned bacon and the golden retriever that acts as man’s best friend, whisky is about 3rd on the most significant to men list, making it an obvious choice for penis-protection flavors. Whisky dick doesn’t have to be a bad thing…every time.
3. Canabis- So your “love”, really can, be her drug or at least taste like it. I don’t really know how I would feel about deep-throating that “dank shit”, but something tells me this was a manufacturer’s “highdea” anyway.
4. Coffee- A coffee-condom may not give you the caffeine boost, one would, normally associate with the bean’s robust flavors, but the delicious taste and familiar aroma may just distract you from the task at hand…or mouth, pun intended.
5. Durian Fruit (of Indonesia)- This notoriously smelly fruit, with scents that have before been compared to rotten cheese or a post-workout gym bag, strikes me as a disturbing choice for a condom. However, a positive that can come from this potent protector is that it will certainly mask any odors the guy is emitting. The fruit is super popular in Indonesia though, so stock up for that trip to Southeast Asia.
6. Menthol- If kissing a smoker is like “kissing an ashtray”, what happens when you shove the entire cigarette in your mouth? I look at this one as men’s way of attempting to “uh-dicked” their partner to behaviors associated with needing condoms. Let’s just hope this condom flavor is a little tastier than menthol-breath, yuck.
7. Garlic- One of the strongest flavors, and odors, that is wonderful to come home to. It makes for a great home-cooked Italian meal, but probably disgusting to go down on. A garlic “member” is certainly not as delicious as some garlic bread.. but why do I have a feeling Snookie would like these? Gionni(?)…let us know. 
8. Aloe Vera- Because that’s what people wants when they go down on their partner, to be taken back to the days of having soap in their mouths for saying bad words.  That type of reverse nostalgia can be sure to kill the mood.
9. Mint- Now this one doesn’t seem so bad. Mint in gum is good, mint in ice-cream is freaking good so by argument of the enthymeme, mint on a penis is good? Not so much, but i’d rather taste this condom’s minty freshness than many of those pre-numbered.
10. Blueberry (Vegan)- Blueberry doesn’t sound so bad, fruity condom flavors are normal and actually yummy! I could write, if I omitted that the word “vegan” weren’t attached slyly behind the fruity forefront. But it is, and all things vegan taste like cardboard so unless you want to give a blow job that tastes like moving out of your college dorm I suggest you stick with rubbers made with animal fats or oils.

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Even though this comparison holds valid, he is Van Wilder with a promising future in the business.

Kazi Ali is a 19-year-old college student, attending Pace University as an accounting major who has hosted multiple events with over thousands of participants and is the definition of what can be called a “business man” in the promotion realm.  Kazi began like most college students; Kazi wanted a way to keep some money in his pockets, aside from his job at Chase. He eventually came across promoting and was easily able to reel in a very large audience before he decided to start his own business in parties. He was able to accurately calculate the economics, the value and profitability of throwing a party. So what made Kazi, what made you want to throw your first party?

He said:

“I threw my first party at 18 years old. My first party was almost a shot in the dark—I used up half of what I saved to end up risking it all on one night. Because I believe that the investment was well worth the reward, I took the chance. My risk spawned a success when over 500 people attending and from there on—expansion was key.”

We asked him how he decided to bring this party life style into a business

“Parties are very tricky because of the extraneous factors. I have to account for the weather, transportation, location, prices, competition, and lastly, the designated date. Despite these fickle factors, I marketed the party towards supplying what the people demanded and fortunately, I can say it panned out well. I also realized that when you run into some money, you have to re-invest the money to make more money”

Kazi’s events have received so much attention that it caught the eyes of multiple huge promotion groups.  He eventually took the active role of setting up multiple big events in New York City. Kazi was also  recognized by Disney Channel Actor Jake T Austin also acknowledged him for his well-known parties. As a result, the two partnered up and began mutually hosting events in New York City, catered to their thousands of participants. His notorious parties have also ended up on the newspaper and also mentioned on the hit radio station Hot 97.

Kazi Says

“I was unbelievably surprised to be recognized by a Hollywood Actor—it was surreal. However, it’s been nothing but an honor because Jake has truly helped launch my events to another level—distinguishing me from the typical even planners and promoters in New York City. In the end, it became another reason for people to attend! And being mentioned on the radio on such a broad level was an honor”

Currently, Kazi is learning how to structure a business from Yousef Khraibut, the owner of Brotips, and a business partner of Mark Cuban. Kazi has learned how to invest his money in many other things besides shows and concerts. Kazi is now working on his new venture, “Electric Rush” where he can blend two different scenes of music into one event and making it affordable to college students.

Kazi Says:

“After I saw A$AP Rocky and Skrillex collaborated and Kendrick Llamar tour with Steve Aoki, I had an epiphany—I wanted to be the one to join two totally separate crowds into one through creation of a unique vibe. There is also an unlimited supply of college students that want to enjoy their time in college.”

His ideal vision is to have something similar to Coachella but affordable in the east coast but he knows this will not be an easy task by any means but he has all the right pieces in

place to expand nationwide. The most impressive thing about Kazi is that he is leading this lifestyle while on a full scholarship and maintaining a 3.9 GPA.

Kazi gave his last words to young college students:

“If you have something good going for yourself pursue it. No matter how far fetched it seems. And if you run into some money doing so, don’t spend all of it. I know it’s hard being so young with money but be smart and re-invest all your money into it, working hard is the key.”

“Special shoutouts to Zeyad Attia, Asad Mannan, Dominque Byrd, Kyle Kingzly, Akram Islam for helping me get to where I am today.”

Kazi will continue attending Pace and pursuing his degree while simultaneously expanding his business. Don’t be too surprised if one of his shows in your area!

by Samus Prime

The cock block mascot is every guy’s worst nightmare. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but they always have the same objective. More often than not, the clock block mascot is the ugly chick in the group that doesn’t get any attention. Instead of trying to better herself, the “mascot” sees to it that if she’s not getting laid… no one is. Take That Society!!

The Guy with No Standards

Coming complete with HPV, and a creep level that would make Chris Hanson proud is our good friend “Mr. No Standards”. No standard’s mission: fucking anything that is willing to drive to plan parenthood the next day. No Standards can usually be spotted in any shady corner, fiercely making out with his “prize” for the night. No standards, make yourself useful and please fuck one of the “mascots”.

The Beer Pong Champions

“Sorry ladies but were up next”… When a list of your potential opponents becomes the most important aspect of your party scene; you might be a douche bag. Seeing as they’re the tools running the beer pong table, spotting a Beer Pong Champion shouldn’t be too difficult. However, if you do end up eye to eye with the champs, proceed with caution. Nothing gives a Beer Pong Champion a stiffy like naked lapping some scrubs.

The Mooch

Now arriving to the party with absolutely nothing to show for…The Mooch. It takes a pretty courageous person to be able to show up to a party empty handed, and somehow finagle a way to leave drunk and high. Mooches have an amazing ability to not stick out, yet still manage to talk to everyone at a party. No bro I don’t want 50 cents, take  a cigarette and leave me alone.

The Birthday Bitch

Let it be known that I’m not being sexiest on this one. The behavior that birthday girls demonstrate while they’re getting white girl wasted is equally as bad as the behavior dudes express. Birthday Bitches feel the need to let everyone know that it is indeed their birthday. With that being said, the actions a birthday bitch commits can be justified under these favorable circumstances. “Oh come on it’s his birthday”… I don’t care, tell him to put his pants back on.

**This post was written by Captain Keith Stoner Morgan**

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Here is a list of 5 college parties that just got too crazy to handle!! If you’re looking for parties like these (without as much rioting), CHECK  OUT FiestaFrog.com to find the events closest to you!!!

5. University of Maryland – April 1, 2002 – April 2, 2002

Celebration: The University of Maryland defeats Indiana 64-52 to claim their first ever NCAA basketball Championship. Over 5,000 fans take to the streets whipped into a frenzy by the victory….

Damage: 24 Injured, 17 Arrests, 16 Fires Set,  6 Police Cars Damaged, 1 Maryland State Trooper’s Face Hit With a PLANK!!

Total Cost: Over $50,000 in damages

4. Iowa State University-  VEISHEA 2004

Celebration: This annual event marks the largest campus celebration in America. Unfortunately, it’s really hard to have a party with a riot going on outside!

Damage: 2,000 Rioters, 38 Injured (16 Police Officers), 37 Arrests

Total Cost: Over $250,000

3. Kent State University – “College Fest”  April 21, 2012

Celebration: Annual Celebration of the end of the year for students.

Result: 33 Arrests, SWAT Team Response, Crowd Pepper-Sprayed

Total Cost: Unknown

2. Ohio University- Palmer Fest 2010

Celebration: OU’s annual Palmer Fest Block Party kicked off to a normal intoxicated success, unfortunately couches ended up lit on fire!

Result: 81 Arrests, 1 Police Officer Injured, 1 Horse Injured

Total Cost: Unknown

Not to be outdone 1 STATE over…..

1. Penn State University- State Patty’s Day 2011

Celebration: A tradition which began in 2007, this is St. Patrick’s Day as only Penn State could (and would) do it. RED FLAG(?): The celebrating begins at 8:30…A.M.

Result: 420 Police Calls,160 Arrests , 31 Alcohol Related Hospitalizations

Total Cost: Unknown

Every spring, thousands of college students flock to Panama City Beach to party off that late-semester stress.  This two day college blowout integrates a sea of pretty partiers with an unmatched collegiate music festival. Famous DJ’s, live performances and a whole lot of bikinis will cover the beach, creating the ultimate spring weekend getaway.

This year, XM Event Group plans to exceed all expectations by providing two different atmospheres of which to party. During the day, students can show off their sun-kissed skin at a beach party with no boundaries. Once night falls, the beach turns into a full-blown music festival with a production double the size of last year. Spring Weekend proudly announces Laidback Luke and R3hab as the 2013 headliners! Both DJ’s have a unique style that will keep the energy flowing. GTA and Dzeko & Torres will also be joining the talent as opening support. This once in a lifetime experience, is a rare opportunity for universities around the nation to unite, for one unforgettable weekend!

“We are extremely excited for this years’ all new Spring Weekend. After listening to feedback from past attendees, we’ve decided to incorporate the old school beach party feel with a nighttime festival that’s bigger, louder and better than ever,” Mike Levitt, President of XM Event Group. “With Spring Weekend annually increasing in size, we are expecting to attract not only Florida universities, but even more schools from around the nation.”

Since the revamping of Spring Weekend in 2007, which introduced top DJ’s from around the world, this collegiate festival has reached over five thousand attendees and continues to grow. Spring weekend’s main audience has been represented by thousands of college students from universities across Florida such a Florida State University, University of Central Florida, University of Florida, University of South Florida, University of Miami, Florida Atlantic University, Florida Gulf Coast University, Florida International University, University of North Florida and Nova Southeastern University, with expansion plans to cater to universities and colleges throughout the southeast. Tickets are currently on sale for the upcoming two day festival! Hope to see you there.

For more information on the Spring Weekend experience and ticket purchases, please visit www.springweekend.com

Finding a LA House Party area can be a very difficult. Once you have managed to locate one, the issue then becomes figuring out how to gain access to the venue. If you do not know many people in the area, or if you are just attempting to expand your own social circle, you will need a way of becoming friends with people in close proximity. You will also need to become part of a network of people who enjoy going out, and do not mind meeting new people

FiestaFrog.com is the social network that you are looking for. On this social media site users gather from all over the United States to exchange information about local bar specials, concerts, night club events, and house parties. The idea behind this is that users can find out about the local events going on near them, and they also share information about parties they can invite people to. Using FiestaFrog.com everyone can connect to find parties in the Los Angeles area, you will know if your friends are going out to a local party and they can invite you to go with them. People hosting house parties can also choose to invite specific groups or individuals which they follow. This allows users to find social events even when they are on vacation.

So if you find yourself in Los Angeles and cannot decide on what to do tonight, go on FiestaFrog.com and find out about all the interesting nightlife activities available to you. Give yourself access to knowledge of every social event going on near you. You never know which night could end up being the “night of your life”. So, stop reading this and go sign up on FIestaFrog.com right now!

So, Seniors, get those markers out and cross things you’ve done off the list; then hide that list in a place your future children will never find it. Underclassmen, begin building your college legend. That way, you’ll be able to give advice that your own kids will want to take.

1 pt for each task you’ve completed. Leave your total in the comments section.  

100. Go streaking!

99.Cause someone  to run a naked lap.

98.Chug a beer.

97.Take a shot.

96.Try to hook up with an attractive bartender.

95.Find one of your messages, on TextsFromLastNight.

94.Throw up from drinking.

93.Wake up in a room you don’t recognize.

92.Skip an entire day of classes.

91.Be walked in on/Walk in on someone else, during sex.

90.Suggest a threesome to someone you’re dating.

89.Actually have a threesome.

88.Sneak out of a hook-up’s bed.

87.Confess your love for a professor, in front of the entire class.

86. Sleep inside a fraternity/sorority house.

85. Join a club related to a minor interest.

84. Day-drink.

83. Send your parents a TMI e-mail/text, clearly meant for someone else.

82. Complete a power hour.

81. Hit on someone who is, “out of your league”.

80. Start a chant at a sporting event.

79. Spill your drink on someone.

78. Have a drink thrown in your face.

77. Call out, a professor or administrator.

76. Pull an all-nighter.

75. Forget to pull an all-nighter.

74. Drink/Smoke/Sleep with your current RA.

73. Consider sleeping with a hot professor, then remember that your professor is old…sleep with a TA instead.

72. Drink with someone who has  instructed one of your classes.

71. Completely change your diet.

70. Dye your hair.

69. Protest SOMETHING.

68. Visit a foreign country.

67. Reluctantly go back to your country.

66. Hurt a significant other’s feelings.

65. Tell someone, other than your parents, that you love them…and mean it.

64. Make your own “PlayBook”, Barney Stinson style.

63. Finish that TV series you’ve been meaning to watch…in a week, or less.

62. Start a fight.

61. Get locked in a classroom building/library.

60. Walk out of a  final exam, earlier than you expected. (Aced it!)

59.  Walk out of a  final exam, earlier than you expected. (Failed it -_-)

58. Hang out in the library during exam week…distracting people because you only have essays due.

57. Send a response letter to an article in the school paper.

56. Have an, “I’m never speaking to you again” argument with your best friend, then eat your next meal with them…No issue is too big to get over, if they’re actually your best friend.

55. Eye-fuck someone that you have no intention of ever, actually, speaking to.

54. Vow to quit drinking, after a weekend of binging.

53. Spend a weekend completely sober.

52. Pregnancy scare!

51. Find your keys in the door the next morning.

50. Befriend a member of the kitchen staff/Campus security.

49. Throw a fancy party.

48. Attempt to cook a meal for your housemates.

47. Go to a rave.

46. Sleep outside.

45. Break your phone.

44. Wake up with at least one U.D.I. (Unidentified Drunken Injury).

43. Ignore your parents until you need money.

42. Hook up with a townie.

41. Make a playlist of your favorite songs from your college years.

40. Interrupt a campus tour

39. Create a handshake with a friend

38. Sample a type of cuisine you never thought you would.

37. Take a strange class that had nothing to do with your make because it sounds fun.

36. Start pregaming during a class.

35. Learn to play hacky-sack.

34. Spend a day listening to music on the quad.

33. Make a ridiculous bet.

32. Smoke a blunt.

31.Lose your wallet/keys/Id

30. Blatantly fall asleep during a class.

29. Attempt to maintain a long distance relationship.

28. Visit a spring break destination.

27. Plan a roadtrip with your friends.

26. Drink around a bonfire.

25. Steal a sign.

24. Binge at the campus dining hall, one last time.

23. Graffiti your name somewhere on campus that is special to only you.

22. Visit your room from Freshman year…have a drink there.

21. Make a pact, for the post college years.

20. Get drunk and sing karaoke.

19. Do something stupid to impress your crush.

18. Urinate in public.

17. Have a bartender learn your name and favorite drink.

16. Sleep with someone that you would never date.

15. Visit one of your friends, at a completely different school.

14. Learn to do your own laundry.

13. Have sex outdoors.

12. Befriend the person inside the school mascot.

11. Get arrested for something minor.

10. Walk through campus in your underwear. Don’t explain yourself to anyone.

9. Sacrifice a piece of clothing, to avoid seeing a one night stand, a second time.

8.Go skinny dipping!

7. Make a funny YouTube video.

6. Visit a casino.

5. Win a game of beer pong…beirut, if we’re being civilized.

4. Go to a strip club.

3. Show up to class drunk.

2. Make someone else orgasm.

1. Drink to remember, or drink to forget.

If there’s anything you think we forgot, leave a note in the comments section.

What about when people are already IN a relationship, how does social media do them good then? Listed below are 10 excuses to break up that no longer fly in an era where every move, mood, and “new friend” is posted for the world to see. Read em and weep Mark Zuckerburg, hopefully your marriage doesn’t see one of these!

1. “I just don’t have any time right now” says the guy who is constantly blogging paragraphs on WordPress, and whose Facebook page blows him in for reading approx 22 Yahoo articles a day. Because those hobbies aren’t time consuming.. (Shaking my head)
2. “I’m moving away for work” comes from the pretty girl you have dating, only to see her “check in” to four places a day in the town she so slyly left behind for her “promotion”. Where’d ya move doll, down the block?
3. “I need more guy/girl time” states the significant other who is tagged in pics on Facebook with his or her closest group of same sex friends at least three times a week.. They are probably discussing his/her indiscretion in breaking up over drinks the poor, naive souls.
4. “It’s me, of course I am not into other girls” yells the dude who only re-blogs on Tumblr photos of half-naked porn stars, because that shouldn’t be unsettling to the most insecure breed of human there is: new girlfriends.
5. “I just really need to focus on work right now” says the marketing strategist who is constantly Tweeting about how drunk they are at happy hour and how they then spend hours at the gym working out. Work being the single life maybe..?
6. “I just don’t want to be in a relationship right now“.. Wait, now that one sounds legitimate.. Until they change their relationship status on Facebook to “in a relationship” two short weeks after.
7. “I am still not over my ex, i’m sorry” coming from the person who, just recently messaged their ex on Facebook saying, ” I am over you please stop contacting me”, then left it open on their partners iPad, whoops!
8.  “I need some time away from dating/members of the opposite sex right now” says the guy/girl whose Instagram is chalk full of party/bar pictures of them draped around party-goers of their opposing gender. Nothing says “me time” like drunken cheek-kiss pictures with 10 potential sex partners a night.
9. “I shouldn’t be dating anyone right now” pretty generic, legitimate and widely accepted… until your profile pops up on both Match.com and eHarmony..
10. “My money situation is just really bad right now, and I want to be able to treat you the way you deserve” states the “starving artist” who just days later posts his/her new car, rim-job and celebration meal at pretentious restaurant of town of residency… The “I get money” Tweets to compliment were the icing on the “you just wanted to break up with me”cake your ex was still working on. Yum.

So as we can see social media cites, as much as they account for maintaing relationships, can also make for some pretty obvious false reasons to end relationships as well. Next time you wanna break up with your over-clingy beau of just a few months, make sure to “hide” recent activity and make private any Tweets that don’t support your “i’m just really busy right now” cover.

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