Hangover Cures | College Party Morning After
Hangover cures are necessary after a long night of drinking! Were you at a crazy college party last night and are now hung over out of your mind? The morning after college parties can be rough. Whether you were sippin on jungle juice at a house party, pounding beers at the local college bar, or sipping on cocktails at the nightclub – the morning after is usually tough (that is if you were partying hard and weren’t actin like a biyatch).
Whatever you were doing, you can’t get out of bed and need a hangover cure. Check out some of these hangover cures. Let us know how they work for you and if we forgot any good ones in the comments.
1. Smoke a FAT JAY: My best friend Mary Jane is one of the best ways to cure a hangover. Marijuana is medicine. It was put on this beautiful planet to make you feel better. Take advantage of nature’s medicine and blaze out.
2. Fruit Juice and Water: one of the best ways to cure a hangover is by hydrating yourself. Drink some fruit juice mixed with water the morning after a college party and you’ll feel better. You may not want to do it, but it will definitely help.
3. Rip a shot: Ever hear about the hair from the dog that bit you. Rip a shot of whatever you were drinking the night before at the party and it will make you feel a lot better.
4. Sleep: Most of the time, I am not hungover….I’m just tired. But you know, I don’t get drunk or hungover – I’m Irish. If you were out raging the night before til 5am and woke up at 10 you probably just need more sleep. Hit the haysack for a few more hours and you’ll be feeling better. By the way, that fat jay could put you right back to sleep.
5. Pickle Juice: In Poland, this is what they do lol. Yes, they do drink pickle juice lmfao. Leave any funny Polish jokes you may know in the comments.
6. Steam Room/Sauna: Me and my homies role to the club and go to the steam room whenever we are feeling like shit the morning after we were partying. The steam room or a sauna will help you sweat out all of the alcohol that is still in your system.
7. Exercise: Exercise, like a steam room or sauna, will help you sweat out the liquor.
8. Sex: Nothing like getting your heart pumping and getting a sweat on in the morning after getting fucked up! If you’re that hungover, get your girl to just slang you some dome : )
9. Vitamins: Multi vitamins, Vitamin C, and Vitamin B are said to help hangovers. However, I am not doctor.
10. Honey: Eat a teaspoon of honey or put some honey in some tea. That shit will make u feel better in no time. On a side note, honey also helps cure a cough or sore lungs that have been blazin too much chronic.
***Best cure is the combo of a fat jay (or spliff) and some water or fruit juice in my personal and professional opinion (I am a doctor, you know).***
