5 Tips to Get You Past Finals | College Experience & College Drugs
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Here are some simple tips that will help you get through finals week. It might sound obscure but fuck it, its college. This is how many of the “nerds” get their great grades at the end of the semester.
1) Take Adderall : Adderall will definitely get you past finals. It will make you WANT to study and you will retain ALL the information. Adderall increases your short term memory and also helps you focus . It is a prescription ADD drug, so it is illegal to have it if you aren’t prescribed it. However, there are many dealers on campus where you can find it and it can single-handedly get you through finals. If you are thinking people don’t take drugs to enhance their school work, you are far behind in your college experience. Don’t judge!
2) If your assignment is a paper/ essay, ask your teach for an extension. Make up a lie or tell your teacher some sad story. Most of the time if you are good student, the teacher will give you the extension. If not, at least you tried. The extension will give you time to rest or help you get the fucking work done. This method in combination with ADD drugs ( Adderall) will help you have a day of rest to heal your body after staying up for long periods of time.
3) Disactivate your Facebook account for finals week! It seems that whenever people are in the library and are doing work, they always seem to end up on facebook within the first couple of minutes. Facebook will kill so much of your studying time, it isnt funny. Lets face the facts, disactivating Facebook for finals week will increase the amount of time you have to study. Disactivate Facebook before you take any ADD medications to boost your studying habits. If you don’t you will be stuck in “Facebook LIMBO”. You will be on an Adderall high, studying Facebook, and so many hours will pass of valuable time to study your books!
4) Be smart when smoking weed! If weed makes you sleepy, do not smoke it until you are done with finals. SIMPLE! If weed helps you get interested in the stuff you are studying, then fuck it, smoke a couple of bowls. Its common sense, don’t mess with anything that will deter you from studying!
5) Take alot of breaks and don’t stress yourself out. Rest the night before an exam. You will need it. If you can’t go to sleep, have sex with a past hookup. Sex will KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!! LOL . If your a loser and can’t find sex, then just wack off. Your used to it.
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