Four Loko: Before being legally forced to take out everything that made drinking the genocide of college students enjoyable, Four Loko use to be my pregame in a can. However, thanks to a select group of individuals (looking at you, sophomore girls) drinking this putrid product is no longer tolerable. To my surprise, week in [...]
Fellas; proceed to read and you will thank me forever (or for however much longer it is that you are single and picking up potential mates at parties and bars). And ladies, make sure you read on as well. I can tell you in this article how he should be effectively catching your attention at [...]
Welcome to The CaveMan’s Man Cave! Take off your pants, let out your gas, and relax. There are three rules, and only three rules, in the Cave! First off, don’t be a bitch! This one couldn’t be any simpler; don’t bring up your feelings, don’t come seeking advice on where to find that [...]
8. You have their phone number memorized… In the “smart phone” era people don’t memorize phone numbers as much anymore. The numbers you do decide to commit to memory are for two reasons. Either you call this person a lot and have seen the number so many times that you can recall it, or you [...]
College girls have it the hardest. All their life their parents have told them what to do, and society holds a double standard against them. In college there are no parents, and the tendency is to act on impulse, make decisions based on emotion, and instant gratification. At the same time college girls have to [...]
