The Cock Block Mascot The cock block mascot is every guy’s worst nightmare. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but they always have the same objective. More often than not, the clock block mascot is the ugly chick in the group that doesn’t get any attention. Instead of trying to better herself, the [...]
So, we all know the traditional scale for ranking whether you find someone physically attractive. I’m obviously talking about the 1-10 scale, I don’t believe in using zero because that’s just unnecessarily mean. It’s pretty difficult to judge how someone looks across a crowded bar, or someone you met at a house party. Anyhow, a [...]
Click here to check out part 1. 3.) The Field Medic: Hey, do me a favor and wipe that look of confusion off your face. Don’t worry, I’ll explain to you what a “field medic” is. No matter where the party, there’s always going to be one room full of wounded soldiers. Woah now, easy [...]
White Lightning: For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term”White Lightning”, White Lightning refers to the hottest chick on campus. Believe it or not, crossing paths with white lightning happens to be both a blessing and a curse. The reason being, white lightning usually only strikes once. Granted, you might have just added another [...]
Something we can all agree on, “back-to-school” commercials will ruin the remainder of your summer. Seriously, I can’t envision a period of time more depressing than the last week of summer. Furthermore, seeing as we’re all basically in the same boat, here’s a little something to look forward to this year (TITLE DROP!!!). Now, you’re [...]
