Posted by KeithMorgan on April 22, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Four Loko: Before being legally forced to take out everything that made drinking the genocide of college students enjoyable, Four Loko use to be my pregame in a can. However, thanks to a select group of individuals (looking at you, sophomore girls) drinking this putrid product is no longer tolerable. To my surprise, week in [...]
Categories: Alcohol, College Advice, College Experience, College Party Front Page, College Party Tips, Guy Talk, Interesting Party Facts · Tags: advice, alcohol, beer, blammered, College Parties, college party, drunk, keith morgan, SUparties, syracuse university, The Guy with No Standards
Posted by KeithMorgan on March 12, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Just so you know, not by any means am I some sort of strip club extraordinaire. Quite frankly, I’ve only been to a strip club four times in my entire life. However, it doesn’t take many trips to the strip club until one fully understands the concept of “strip club etiquette” (believe it or not, [...]
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Posted by KeithMorgan on February 25, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Being the 5 year Facebook veteran that I am, I’ve come to realize one thing: I’m friends with some really dumb broads. Hold up, pump the breaks Susan B. Anthony. There’s no need to get all feminist on my ass. Rather than trying to explain myself, I think I’ll just show you their status updates [...]
Categories: College Experience, College Party Front Page, Girl Talk, Guy Talk · Tags: alcohol, college girls, College Parties, dumb girls, facebook, keith morgan, SUparties, syracuse, syracuse university, The Guy with No Standards
Today GQ decided that they needed to inform us of the ‘The 10 Douchiest Colleges in America”. It’s going to be in the August issue of the magazine. If you’re anything like me you’re gonna head straight to the Mila Kunis photoshoot section and probably ignore the rest until bathroom reading time. Any who, [...]
Posted by KeithMorgan on February 15, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Click here to check out part 1. 3.) The Field Medic: Hey, do me a favor and wipe that look of confusion off your face. Don’t worry, I’ll explain to you what a “field medic” is. No matter where the party, there’s always going to be one room full of wounded soldiers. Woah now, easy [...]
Categories: Alcohol, College Advice, College Experience, College Party Front Page, Guy Talk, Interesting Party Facts · Tags: ass toupee, blammered, college girls, College Parties, college party, keith morgan, The Cock Block Mascot, The Guy with No Standards, The Mooch
