The Official Beer Pong Champion Beer Pong Rules
If you consider yourself to be a beer pong champion or ever plan pong casually at college parties, I suggest you act like you know what you are doing and follow the Beer Pong Champions’ official beer pong rule book. Here are the official beer pong rules for two versus two beer pong games:
1.) Drink before you shoot. This is a the most basic rule, and if you consider yourself a man, you do this. No one wants to see any of that pussy shit when you pour your full cup of beer back into the cups after the game. You play pong to get drunk, so drink your damn beer.
If you catch anyone make a shot after not drinking their cup, it doesn’t count. Enforce this rule. If they complain, call them a pussy.
2.) If the ball bounces back to you, you get a behind the back shot. None of that female left handed shot bullshit. You want women’s rights? Then shoot behind your back, bitch. Remember, though, you can’t let your feet go past the halfway point of the table when going to retrieve the ball.
3.) No fingering or blowing, save that for after the party ; )
4.) Satellite / Death cup. If you catch someone who did not drink before they shot, aim for the cup in their hand or on the table and end the game immediately. This is one of the biggest embarrassments in beer pong.
5.) If both teammates hit the last cup in regulation, the game is over.
6.) Rebuttal: If one team sinks the last cup, each person on the other team gets to shoot until he misses. On the rebuttal, if both team members make the last cup, their team gets to shoot first in overtime.
7.) One rack for six-cup and two racks for ten-cup. But, try to get as many racks in your face by the end of the party.
8.) Bounces = 2 cups
9.) The almighty rule: Squanto. Some of you may know this as island cup, solo cup, or skill cup. The Beer Pong Champs refer to this holy cup as Squanto (God bless you Squanto for saving the Pilgrims). A Squanto cup is a cup that is not touching any other cups. The shooter must call the specific Squanto cup. If you hit the Squanto, the other team must take away two cups. If you hit another cup other than the Squanto though, you must drink one of your own cups. Call Squanto as many times as you want, if you dare.
You may not call a Squanto cup if there are 2 or 3 cups on the table and they are all not touching each other. That’d just be bullshit.
10.) If both team members hit the last cup in overtime, it guarantees them first shot in the 2nd OT, but does not end the game. The other team still gets a rebuttal.
11.) In ten cup, if you happen to get the titties rack (two three cups in the back row that look like boobs), you have to flash your titties (yes guys, you too).
12.) Eye to eye for first shot on the first game of the night. Otherwise, winner of the last beer pong game shoots first.
13.) Two beers for 6 cup and three beers for 10 cup. I advise that you play with ice, or some form of highly alcoholic beers. It makes the night more fun, and usually costs the same amount as the light shit.
14.) Some people play the elbow rule. This is fine if you are playing on a very long (like my pole cough) table . However, if you are playing on a normal-sized or small table, the ball should not pass the edge of the table when you are shooting. If someone disobeys this rule, call it while the ball is in the air. His shot won’t count. If he sank the shot and he’s being a bitch and claiming the ball wasn’t passed the table, let him get a re shot but let him know he’s a bitch for taking it.
15.) Two cups brings it back. If both players make their shot, they get to shoot again.
16.) A cup that is knocked over (by a shot or someone being really drunk on the team) counts. Even if you pick it up and there’s some beer left, drink the rest because that shit is now off the table.
These are the official beer pong rules. Remember to follow these at the party if you don’t want to look like an ass, and remember, always wash your balls.
