Who Are YOU When You Drink? | Acting like a Celebrity
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I tend to turn into Ke$ha when I drink. Seriously, upon swallowing that first gulp of hard liquor the wasted white girl inside of me comes out at full force. I go from the extrovert, funny girl to the over the top crazy , trashy bitch on the speaker system. This drunken demeanor, though I’m well aware of it’s existence, is completely unavoidable for me. Whether it’s wine, beer, Jose or Jack, whenever I reach that certain level I go hard (hard, hard, hard, hard, hard), and get all Ke$ha aggressive on everyone.
Upon realizing my sleazy drinking habits I wondered if anyone else has a certain person or facade that they channel when drunk. There are many guys who act like they are straight out of a Jimmy Tatro video once the keg starts draining, meaning they turn into the stereotyped “frat guy”, slapping up their fellow bros or starting fistfights for no reason apparent to fellow partygoers. There’s also a Barney Stinson drunk guy who, for those of you who are not lucky enough to be familiar with this “How I Met Your Mother” protagonist, will go to ANY great length to get laid, and were not talkin just using the generic “so, ya come here often” lines; I mean will somehow come up with diabolical and elaborate ways to bring a lady home, even in a drunken stupor.
The above standard media examples of who I personally, and who I have seen others embody at parties are just three of the many different drunken partiers. So I showed you mine now you show me yours… who are YOU when you drink?
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