FBI Director Comey Says Cyber Experts Want to Smoke Weed on the Way to the Interview
You’ll never guess what the biggest threat to American Cyber Security is! Alright, you obviously know what it is because you read the headline, don’t be a dick about it! Anyways, it marijuana but not for the reason that you might think.
As the FBI moves into a year where they are “seeking to employ as many as 2,000 new recruits”, the higher ups at the FBI are contemplating reaching out to stoner computer geeks! “I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” said FBI Director James Comey.
For some strange reason, the US government seems to think that people who work with computers frequently, somehow, come into contact with marijuana. Often enough, that it’s been hindering the FBI’s recruitment pool.
“FBI Director James B. Comey said Monday that if the FBI hopes to continue to keep pace with cyber criminals, the organization may have to loosen up its no-tolerance policy for hiring those who like to smoke marijuana.”
Currently, the FBI avoids hiring anyone that has used marijuana in the past. Looks like only the stoners can save us now!!
Do you think they’ll change the rules?