Girl Talk: The DTF ( Down to Fuck) Survival Kit! | The Essentials | College Sex

Okay ladies so the weekend’s here (finally!) and you already know what’s in store for the next few days. It’s time for the three B’s:
your bitches, booze, and boys–in that order, and you want to be as mentally prepared as possible. As you run down your checklist for the night (freak’um dress, killer shoes, bombshell leopard bra)…your mind starts to wander to the latter end of the night; we’ll call that the “action packed” part of the evening. The plans: you’re heading to a concert and then to that rockin’ after party that you know will be flooded with hoards of eye candy and potential hook-ups.Let’s face it ladies– when our guido friends over at Jersey Shore coined the term “DTF” (that’s “Down To Fuck” for all you Jersey Shore haters) they were talking about you! A girl’s got needs too, right? And sometimes you and your girlfriends head out to these parties on a mission–to get laid by night’s end. So now it’s time to amend that checklist a little bit. You’ve planned out the perfect outfit, and you’ve got this amazing new clutch that you want to show off in front of your hoes. So what’s in it? Why, the usuals¬†of course: ID, Fake ID (just in case), cell phone, cash & lipstick. Since you and I both know that things might get a bit sloppy this evening though, you’ve got to be prepared with your very own DTF Survival Kit. Take it from me ladies: this Kit will make that Walk of Shame a lot less, well… shameful. Happy fucking!
Here are 5 must-have items for your DTF Survival Kit:

1. Panty-pack: Because only you need to know that you’re a dirty whore. Change those drawers, girl!

2. Altoids: This’ll be sure to cure that morning-after-morning-breath which you already know is distinctly more tart that the usual morning breath LOL

3. Condoms: Pack a few different kinds: Magnums, Flavored, Ribbed, Her Pleasure…only ’cause you’ll never really know who you’ll end up with!

4. Make-up emergency kit: No one wants to rock the Ke$ha-waking-up-in-the-tub raccoon eyes. I’m sure your temporary boy toy will also appreciate not being scared to death when he wakes up next to you in the a.m.

5. Mace: Because you’re not the only creep who will be walking around during those early morning hours. Better to be safe than sorry!