College Stories: A Guy, A Girl, & A Bathroom
This is a story of a boy who walked into a bathroom that was located in a house. The house being the base of a grand party at that time. The boy was downing beers as fast as he could chug and was in desperate need to drain the mainframe. On his way to the bathroom he was in a super chill mood, even whistling a little tune. When he saw there was not one single person in line, he rejoiced and gave great praise to the hand he was dealt that day. But all will soon be repented for what the boy was about to witness and would try to contain was all too much for that fine lad. As he opened the door he gave witness to a helpless little stout girl on the bathroom floor. The boy immediately came to the conclusion that the girl was not able hold her liquor and was now facing the choice of assisted purging or an untimely death. Of course the girl at the time could not make such a decision since she was not aware of her existence. The boy, very inclined to help the poor lady rushed to her sideandplacedhisarmunderhers.Unfortunately for the boy the girl was on the heavier side of the spectrum which was good because earlier the boy had to cancel his workout at the gym.
So underwent the process of lifting this this poor soul over the toilet so she could release herself of the night’s pressures. The boy found it to be a little challenging at first but it was nothing he could not handle, until the girl’s shirt started to lift and her floppy breasts popped out. They boy was now overwhelmed by flappy breasts and intense muscular distress and what made matters worse was the girl’s tendencies to perspire. The girl was as slippery as a bar of soap and the poor lad himself began to sweat. The mixtures of liquid made the boy feel uneasy and soon he himself was about to pass out. As the boy was about to pull out due to exhaustion he was suddenly met by two girls who claimed to be friends of the sick girl. They relieved the boy and thanked him for his efforts. He was rewarded with a great story to tell.
The girl suffered from alcohol poisoning but she prevailed through the night. The boy moved on to better things.