Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Weiner Says It Has Been Reattached

andre johnson rapper1Andre Johnson, the rapper who cut off his own penis, claims that his  weiner is reattached and can still rise to the occasion. He says that he may not be able to have kids, but everything else still works. Johnson claims that he wacked off his own wang after smoking marijuana. He said that while he was puffing the magic dragon, he was reading about monks and vasectomies, which took him all the way to Shaolin and back. After going on this twisted fallace cutting fantasy, he also obsessed over the fact that he does not have custody of his children. Then, he did the dirty. Chopped it right off.

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