The Drunk Dial or Text | Why it Can Actually Turn Out Okay

Girls and guys, we have all done this before, that moment during the night or even day for some of us, where we feel the urge to drunk-text that one individual. This individual on the receiving end ofyour text, usually is either an ex who you’re just looking to piss off or get back, a person who you have a distant relationship with by for some reason alcohol makes you two seem a lot closer, or it is that random person from the beginning of the year that you never had the guts to contact.

The text can consist of a simple yet slightly straightforward sentence. For example- “I wish we could spend some time together so I can get to know you better”. Or on the other hand, if in a completely belligerent state the text may read “Come over in 20, I wanna rail the living shit out of you”.

Of course, we can’t forget the misplacement of letters and random vowels and consonants that appear in the texts. In reality it would actually read “id wshi we culdf soend sme times tgheter so I cn get 2 no u btter” or “I wans rail the shits in you lbifng”

Being “drunk-text literate” has become a talent of our generation as we can code almost every drunken text we receive. I swear the CIA should hire college students to analyze shit for the government.However, in all honesty drunk-texts can really bring you closer with someone (excluding the ex, that never works out). Sending a sincere yet funny apologetic sober text can really turn out for the better. I mean drunken thoughts are true thoughts, just sprinkled with a little more sexual material than usual. So you can’t say that you weren’t flattered when that bro or that chick was thinking of you while he or she was trashed and probably hooking up with someone else.

Lastly, for shits and giggles, here are some of my recent personal examples that I have sent and for privacy reasons I will keep the recipients of these texts private…. But you know who you are. Yay for drunk texting!
5/20/2011 @ 2:24 A.M
“So o gotch hit in the facr tongihtA… Doesn’t mean u shidhlt have lunchs wit me doee”
5/17/2011 @ 3:11 A.M
“Im in luv witchu”
6/2/2011 @ 2:46 A.M
“ima bact at my friends. Where rs uuuu, I wanns see uuuu.”
6/3/2011 @ 1:13 A.M.
“Cum sing me lilulaby”
6/3/2011 @ 3:34 A.M.
“I fnd a cone!!!!!W”
6/4/2011 @ 9:07 P.M.
“waaatss upd HOT ChICK”

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